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PROFESSIONAL PROFILE
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80s Rewind is Southern California's premiere 80's tribute band. It's all about BIG SONGS, BIG HAIR, and BIG FUN.
Whether you were born in the 80s, are a fan of 80s music, just stuck in the 80s, or remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off, they deliver "radical" 80s music with a high-energy choreographed performance that would impress Richard Simmons.
80s Rewind are sexy nerds who will bring you back to that fabulous decade of decadence. Every performance is like a Star Search audition. We are reliable, drama-free, and a bunch of cool dudes. We'll supply the music, dolphin shorts, leg warmers, and hair spray to accommodate your next "totally awesome" event.
If you are brave enough to slip into those spandex that are a few sizes too small - you know the ones that you never threw away, please show up to our show with them on. If you still have a t-shirt that says: gag me with a spoon we will buy you a drink. If you are opened-minded and know how to have a good time without embarrassing yourself please join the fun. PLEASE NO MEAN PEOPLE (NO BIFFS)! If you knew what Willis was "talking about" or the profound meaning of "wax on, wax off", this is the party for you. If you can name half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack" you are actually scaring us. We want to meet Molly Ringwald. If you are still saying "sike" and "not", chances are you are probably not scoring many beddies. You got to work on that. We dare you to show up with big hair that is crimped, combed over to the side with a big hoop. Please put your Atari video game and cassette tapes in your Gremlins or E.T. lunchbox and get off the couch. Pull out those biker shorts/tights that you wore underneath a short skirt or your multi-colored slouch socks. Add some suspenders to make your outfit complete. Look in the mirror. You look a like freak. We like that. See ya!
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